Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears

Tue 1st Dec 2015 – Sun 17th Jan 2016


“The first ever show at The Wardrobe Theatre’s brand new home, a shared space with The Old Market Assembly!”





The Wardrobe Theatre


The first ever show at The Wardrobe Theatre’s brand new home, a shared space with The Old Market Assembly!

Following four incredible years at our old venue, The Wardrobe Theatre has been in hibernation since the summer but now we are back! Come and join us to celebrate the opening of our new home in Old Market this December with our latest alternative Christmas show, Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears.

The silver-tongued Goldilocks can see that her days of selling moody goods on the cobbled streets of East End London are numbered. But when circumstances leave her on the run from a pack of bears and badly indebted to a notorious gangster, will our young heroine be able to raise the needed 'bees and honey' in time whilst avoiding doing porridge?

After the stunning successes of Muppits Die Hard, Se7en Dwarfs, Oedipuss In Boots and Home Alonely, we at The Wardrobe Theatre are overjoyed to be christening our brand new venue with one of our signature, darkly comic, adult only, alternative Christmas shows to serve as an antidote to the season’s usual sickly-sweet entertainment. Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears is a madcap merging of the classic porridge-thieving fairytale with Guy Ritchie’s cult 1998 cockney caper - and is The Wardrobe Theatre’s biggest and boldest show yet!

“A zany alternative to the Christmas schmaltz, grab a drink and enjoy the action.”

★★★★ - What’s On Stage on Muppits Die Hard

“Genius…brilliantly bizarre and hilarious.”

★★★★ - Bristol Theatre Review on Muppits Die Hard

“An exceptionally funny show that generates all the informality and chaos expected of a panto-esque production whilst also refreshing it.” - Theatre Bristol on Se7en Dwarfs

“A fantastically ridiculous, twisted alternative to your traditional Christmas pantomime.”

★★★★ - The Public Reviews on Oedipuss In Boots

All shows 7.30pm

No performances on 6th, 7th, 14th, 24th, 25th, 26th, 31st December or 1st, 4th, 9th or 11th January

Tickets £10 (all tickets £6 on Tuesdays)

Tickets can be purchased in advance via Tobacco Factory Theatres:

0117 902 0344 /

Suitable for 14yrs+

Admission: £10

The Wardrobe Theatre (The Old Market Assembly)

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